Hey, Name's Elliot, 21, NY. Yes, I'm the guy from the Jennifer Lawrence Oscar post, I am indeed a professional moron, and I wear that title *with pride* :) Native Philadelphian, aspiring comic & die hard NY Yankee fan majoring in screenwriting & playwriting at SUNY Purchase in NY. On this blog, other than the personal/life update type shit, you're gonna find lots of movies, plenty of baseball, some music, and *many* pop culture references... most of which will probably be at least 15 years old. Anyway, if you have any questions, comments, you're pissed off at me, if you wanna give me shit because I own a jean jacket, wear too many knit caps, drink skim milk... whatever it may be, inbox me anytime, I love getting messages! Enjoy! *Oh yeah, and obviously the pics, gifs & all that shit you see here aren't mine unless I say otherwise. (Please, don't sue me, I'm under enough stress already)

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BOSTON, MA - APRIL 22: Masahiro Tanaka #19 of the New York Yankees pitches against the Boston Red Sox in the first inning during the game at Fenway Park on April 22, 2014 in Boston, Massachusetts. (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images)


BOSTON, MA - APRIL 22: Jacoby Ellsbury #22 of the New York Yankees runs to second base after hitting an RBI double in the fifth inning against the Boston Red Sox during the game at Fenway Park on April 22, 2014 in Boston, Massachusetts. (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images)

BOSTON, MA - APRIL 22: Jacoby Ellsbury #22 of the New York Yankees runs to second base after hitting an RBI double in the fifth inning against the Boston Red Sox during the game at Fenway Park on April 22, 2014 in Boston, Massachusetts. (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images)

❀ about me ❀

BASICS:

name: Elliot
age: 21
birthday: August 20th
zodiac: Leo

single or taken: I’ll never use the word ‘taken’. Ever, under any circumstances. I’ll be yelling “freeeeedom” while you hack me up with an axe before that happens.

height: 5’4”
eye color: Brown
middle name: Ross
favorite color: Blue
lucky number: 33

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house: Delta House.
favorite animal: English Bulldog.
favorite season:  Summer
describe yourself in a few words: Not gonna happen because I am not a man of few words.
future children’s names: When I was writing a script recently, I named a character Aldo, and I actually really like that name a lot. Meredith is one I like for a girl.
meaning of your name: It’s a form of Elijah, which apparently means “The Lord Is My God.” (The person I reblogged this from is also named Elliot, so thank you for answering that for me because that was something I didn’t know)

what do you plan to/do for a living: Comedian. Really trivial shit makes me furious, and I’m Jewish so I need to complain, & comedy gives me an avenue to do that.

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert: Introvert
dawn or dusk: Dusk
righty or lefty: Righty
coffee or tea: neither
rain or shine: Shine
reading or writing: Writing

(Source: banditswan)

penelopeathena:

He’s trying to win tickets to win me a hello kitty doll.

Which is EXACTLY what I ended up doing!

penelopeathena:

He’s trying to win tickets to win me a hello kitty doll.

Which is EXACTLY what I ended up doing!

Haha that reminds me… one time when I was 13, I pictured my morbidly obese, 450 pound Hebrew School teacher screeching like a dinosaur & climbing up the side of a building super fast w/ his bare hands, & I had a coughing fit from laughing so hard in the middle of class

Haha that reminds me… one time when I was 13, I pictured my morbidly obese, 450 pound Hebrew School teacher screeching like a dinosaur & climbing up the side of a building super fast w/ his bare hands, & I had a coughing fit from laughing so hard in the middle of class

It’d look better on him than on my grandmother

It’d look better on him than on my grandmother