Hey, Name's Elliot, 21, NY. Yes, I'm the guy from the Jennifer Lawrence Oscar post, I am indeed a professional moron, and I wear that title *with pride* :) Native Philadelphian, aspiring comic & die hard NY Yankee fan majoring in screenwriting & playwriting at SUNY Purchase in NY. On this blog, other than the personal/life update type shit, you're gonna find lots of movies, plenty of baseball, some music, and *many* pop culture references... most of which will probably be at least 15 years old. Anyway, if you have any questions, comments, you're pissed off at me, if you wanna give me shit because I own a jean jacket, wear too many knit caps, drink skim milk... whatever it may be, inbox me anytime, I love getting messages! Enjoy! *Oh yeah, and obviously the pics, gifs & all that shit you see here aren't mine unless I say otherwise. (Please, don't sue me, I'm under enough stress already)
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birthday: August 20th
single or taken: I’ll never use the word ‘taken’. Ever, under any circumstances. I’ll be yelling “freeeeedom” while you hack me up with an axe before that happens.
eye color: Brown
middle name: Ross
favorite color: Blue
lucky number: 33
hogwarts house: Delta House.
favorite animal: English Bulldog.
favorite season: Summer
describe yourself in a few words: Not gonna happen because I am not a man of few words.
future children’s names: When I was writing a script recently, I named a character Aldo, and I actually really like that name a lot. Meredith is one I like for a girl.
meaning of your name: It’s a form of Elijah, which apparently means “The Lord Is My God.” (The person I reblogged this from is also named Elliot, so thank you for answering that for me because that was something I didn’t know)
what do you plan to/do for a living: Comedian. Really trivial shit makes me furious, and I’m Jewish so I need to complain, & comedy gives me an avenue to do that.
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert: Introvert
dawn or dusk: Dusk
righty or lefty: Righty
coffee or tea: neither
rain or shine: Shine
reading or writing: Writing