Hey, Name's Elliot, 21, NY. Native Philadelphian, aspiring comic, proud Israel supporter & die hard NY Yankee fan majoring in screenwriting & playwriting at SUNY Purchase in NY. On this blog, other than the personal/life update type shit, you're gonna find lots of movies, plenty of baseball, some music, and *many* pop culture references... most of which will probably be at least 15 years old. Anyway, if you have any questions, comments, you're pissed off at me, if you wanna give me shit because I own a jean jacket, wear too many knit caps, drink skim milk... whatever it may be, inbox me anytime, I love getting messages! Even if you wanna bust Enjoy! *Oh yeah, and obviously the pics, gifs & all that shit you see here aren't mine unless I say otherwise. (Please, don't sue me, I'm under enough stress already)
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I can’t with you El! I’m cracking up!
I’m just happy it’s covered by insurance, otherwise that anon may have pulled a fast one on me!
Hey, crystalized-method, we got more Bieber anons!
Tho, if they break into the hospital & mess with my anesthesia, so I wake up during the procedure, I’m totes gonna blame you since you wanted to see these idiots again ;)
Whoa man, you guys aren’t pulling any punches! (I’m assuming this is the same person)
Well, good sir (or madam), you’ll be happy to know that I’m scheduled for a colonoscopy next month, so while it won’t be a dick, they’ll at least stick something up my ass. Plus, I’ll be anesthetized, and the whole thing is covered by insurance!
How’s that for a win/win??
God, I love when crazed Bieber fanatics send me hate messages.
Christ, you people are psychotic.
It’s been a while since I’ve done this… let’s see if you guys still got it!
I’m so glad Orlando Bloom punched that little prick.
When he’s washed up within a year or two, you think his fans get angry, or do they just refuse to acknowledge the fact that nobody cares anymore?
Hey you also had the Mariners in 4th place in the West, and they are 3rd. And they just picked up 2 crappy outfielders, so wild card here we come.
That prediction was nowhere near as bad as Tampa running away with the east haha. & tbh, Jackson’s not great, but he’s a whole lot better than James Jones & his sub .300 OBP. Plus, he’s excellent defensively.